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Natalie's Theory of Children's EntertainmentPublished: June 30, 2008 at 4:26 PM (MST)
To kill time on our five-hour-flight from Orlando yesterday, our daughter, Natalie, bought at the airport Borders a "Life Story" glossy on Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Disney's Hannah Montana. (Hey, she's 10.) She was thumbing through it at the kitchen table this morning and my wife, Laurie, noticed a photo of Cyrus with her mother.
"Wait, she has a mom?" Laurie asked. "Yeah..." "But, she's not on the show." (Cyrus' real-life father, one-hit wonder Billy Ray Cyrus, plays her character's father on their Disney Channel sitcom.) "She didn't fit in," Natalie replied. Natalie continued. "It's a Disney show. The mother always has to be dead." This insight coming from the girl who, in third grade, would balk whenever I suggested buying a book with an animal in the title, such as "The Yearling" or "The Red Pony." Why? I asked. "Because if there is an animal in the title of a children's book," she explained, with her head tilted and eyebrow arched, "by the end of that book, you know that animal is going to be dead." Robert Niles also can be found at http://www.themeparkinsider.com This journal entry has been archived and is no longer accepting comments. |
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